BIOGRAPHY 1.0(_)

Chocolate D. Chip was born in August 12, 1963 in New York City, New York. As a teenager in the 1980's, he was very much into the new-wave movement, he in a band named "The GoldeÑ ⲀɒÑt EᶐriÑgs" (The Golden A(a)nt Earings). They were... bad.

Chocolate D. Chip was the first person in his senior year to own a computer, and after graduating, held a class ranging from basic to advance computer usage. He used UNIX primarially, but did dabble in DOS-based systems.

Chocolate, as you can see, is a flamboyant polyamarous person who didn't become uncloseted until about 9 years ago in 1994 when "The Gay 90's" were in fullswing. As you can clearly see from this website, he has some... likes that are very queer to the mainstream.

Chocolate Chip is in a relationship with many other stallions, and one dragon. Being a voraephile, the dragon eats him regularly.

If you believe a word of this, you are a moron.

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool."
-- Stephen Edwin King

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Langhorne Clemens

(This biography is subject to change without notice. Terms and conditions apply. No purchase necessary, details inside box. Blah blah blah fine-print disclamers, blah blah, by reading this you consent to me stealing $40 from your home as you sleep tonight and any $50 bill you may get from now on. You also give your soul to me forever and for always, may "Bob" be with you!)

Please note that this site is not serious by any means. It was designed to look like it hasn't been updated since circa 2003, with few obvious exceptions. However, some things on here are serious, such as things related to my fursona, OC pics, RP logs, the guide to IRC Chat and MUCKing, etc. I didn't think I needed to provide such a note, but after some issues with me becoming a temporary mod (for about an hour) on a new chan's /tech/ board, they found this site (which I in no way attempted to hide), and assumed that this site was serious in design. I assure you, the design of this site is in no way serious except some select bits. Only some of it.

So what happened?

For those who want to know what happened, it is actually a pretty simple explaination. Snakedude, who owns Endchan, publically announced he was looking for mods for the site after Josh killed 8chan (a long story for another time). I responded. He said that I could be one. Snakedude said he didn't trust me enough to be a global, so he'd start me off on /tech/. After adding me and failing, he tried again, failed, then left for two days. I then went into the chatroom for Endchan, then requested that it be fixed. I was under the assumption I would become co-owner of the board. About a day later, Olditime succeded in making me board owner. I became the sole owner, instead of the co-owner like I assumed I would be. I made a thread to announce the change to the userbase, and made an AMA. I should have called it a Q&A, because AMA is more of a reddit term, but I saw it on 4chan's /b/ before and asusmed it would be ok. I thought adding my Fursona's picture and saying "Pic related, MAH FURSONA" would be funny. I then edited the rules by extending them. The channers didn't like the thread, so I closed it by saying "Since no one seems to care, I'll lock this thread and stop posting." It was then suggested to me to delete the thread, so I did. The archive.is link to the thread (that is no longer up) did not have this post as it was archived before I deleted the thread. The channers then hated me for editing the rules multiple times as I was revising them, and a few off statements I said in the thread, nothing with malice. Just some stuff about moderation, and that giving me the right to make an AMA when it was against the pre-established rules of the board (the rule was "Keep all threads tech-related. Unrelated posts will be deleted.") The backlash of me being a mod was both insane and funny.

I became a cross-chan alleged lolcow with a large amount of people attempting to dox me. They found this site, some other sites I made, and assumed this site was serious. They used this as judge on my coding skills and knowledge of tech. Thankfully, it only lasted a few days, then no one cared. Afterwards, Snakedude came back, saw this, and announced on the board that I rused everyone. I asked him what he meant, and it turned out he was planing to make me a volunteer, not an owner. He thought I lied to the other administrators to get owner. It was a big misunderstanding, and afterwards we both apologized to each other. Of course, the cross-chan drama continued for a bit. It became a short-lived joke about Choco, the dogfucker who rused Endchan! (They calling me a "dogfucker" due to me being a furry.) It eventually stopped again.

All this took place in the course of about 1 week. So, to all who are reading this, who are out of the loop, that is why I needed to make this notice for something that is so incredibly obvious. It's kinda funny how they all got so mad when I wasn't even a mod for an hour.